The Tasha Files: Episode I Make sure you've read About the Tasha Files before reading any further (opens in a new window). ashwin_ss: hi sparklytasha: hi ashwin_ss: asl pls sparklytasha: 24 f wisconsin ashwin_ss: m/28/india ashwin_ss: where's wisconsin sparklytasha: in the united states ashwin_ss: ok ashwin_ss: what r ur hobbies ashwin_ss: r u married sparklytasha: no sparklytasha: are you? ashwin_ss: no sparklytasha: cool ashwin_ss: g8 ashwin_ss: what do u like ashwin_ss: i like music, movies,girls sparklytasha: I like reading, tennis, movies... ashwin_ss: gr8 n sex ashwin_ss: do u love it sparklytasha: I do ashwin_ss: which is ur fav pos ashwin_ss: do u have a pic sparklytasha: what's a pos? ashwin_ss: position ashwin_ss: what r u doing presently sparklytasha: I'm sitting and typing sparklytasha: what else would I be doing? ashwin_ss: i mean where r u ashwin_ss: at home sparklytasha: yeah, I'm at home. and you? ashwin_ss: at home ashwin_ss: do u have a pic or web camera sparklytasha: I do but not on this comp... sorry! ashwin_ss: ok ashwin_ss: what r ur views about boys sparklytasha: well, most of them are assholes ashwin_ss: hey hey ashwin_ss: why so ashwin_ss: we love girls which they misunderstand sparklytasha: well girls love boys too but they dont act the same way ashwin_ss: how do they express their love sparklytasha: by not cheating on them ashwin_ss: and..... ashwin_ss: whats ur figure? sparklytasha: pretty good, if I do say so ashwin_ss: gr8 i love beauty sparklytasha: so youre into appearances, huh ashwin_ss: yaa ashwin_ss: i love gr8 figures,beauty ashwin_ss: good firm tits sparklytasha: you're a breast man, are you? ashwin_ss: yaa ashwin_ss: i like big ones ashwin_ss: whats ur dia sparklytasha: my what? ashwin_ss: boob dia dear sparklytasha: we prefer to call them breasts ashwin_ss: yaa ashwin_ss: so how r they sparklytasha: I think theyre very nice ashwin_ss: i like to suck boobs ashwin_ss: lustrous soft fleshy sparklytasha: how many have you sucked? ashwin_ss: 3x2 sparklytasha: wow... I'd heard indians invented mathematics... but wow, this is mindblowing PICTURE: ARYABHATTA. CAPTION: If Aryabhatta makes out with 3.1416 chicks in 24 hours, how many chicks will Aryabhatta make out with in 12 weeks? ashwin_ss: its like that only ashwin_ss: its 3 girls dear-2 boobs each ashwin_ss: ru really so dumb sparklytasha: lol sparklytasha: I guess I am ashwin_ss: have u had cybersex b4 sparklytasha: whats that? ashwin_ss: sex on the net sparklytasha: sex on the net? how can we have sex over the net? ashwin_ss: do u like to finger? sparklytasha: I dont understand... I'm really sorry... but isnt finger a noun? how can one use it as a verb? ashwin_ss: ur too smart ashwin_ss: n i think ur too good in sex sparklytasha: thats the smartest thing you've said yet ashwin_ss: ur just my type ashwin_ss: ill lick u right there sparklytasha: where? ashwin_ss: on ur breast,pussy ashwin_ss: every where sparklytasha: but how can you lick all those things if youre not here? ashwin_ss: i can imgine u ashwin_ss: ur boobs 34d ashwin_ss: hot pussy dying for a rod sparklytasha: dying for a what? ashwin_ss: 7" rod sparklytasha: huh? ashwin_ss: u like it ashwin_ss: cmon im really hot ashwin_ss: we must try it sparklytasha: yeah I heard india was really hot ashwin_ss: indians r more hotter ashwin_ss: ur too cool i feel sparklytasha: well its cooler here than in india... india is a tropical country and therefore closer to the sun ashwin_ss: ru ever serious sparklytasha: I am being serious sparklytasha: I'm trying to understand what youre saying sparklytasha: but this culture difference is very difficult to overcome ashwin_ss: ok ashwin_ss: what is the difference ashwin_ss: i think americans r very sexy sparklytasha: why? ashwin_ss: i ve seen in movies ashwin_ss: they r very hot n fastforward sparklytasha: which movies? the marx brothers? ashwin_ss: all movies sparklytasha: have you seen any marx brothers movies? ashwin_ss: no whats in that sparklytasha: theyre very sexy and hot and straightforward sparklytasha: I had a big crush on Groucho Marx ashwin_ss: how does he look sparklytasha: very hot. kinda like you I imagine (PICTURE: TWO PICS OF GROUCHO MARX. CAPTION: Groucho Marx.) ashwin_ss: so ill try like groucho ashwin_ss: ill lick ur clit too sparklytasha: say it like groucho baby ashwin_ss: groucho is pressing ur boobs thr' ur shirt sparklytasha: say, "I'm groucho marx, tasha, and I wanna lick your pussy" ashwin_ss: im groucho marx tasha n i wanna lick ur pussy sparklytasha: now what is groucho doing? ashwin_ss: im down ashwin_ss: opening ur pussy lips sparklytasha: say it like groucho, bitch! ashwin_ss: kissing n sucking like groucho ashwin_ss: groucho is lapping his lips on ur cunt ashwin_ss: deep ashwin_ss: lapping all over ur cunt sparklytasha: but how can he be doing these things? he died long ago ashwin_ss: in deep ashwin_ss: to ur clit ashwin_ss: like groucho ashwin_ss: would have done sparklytasha: so you have to come up with a story to explain how he came back to life first ashwin_ss: he come to life n also his 7 " dont waste the time sparklytasha: but how? ashwin_ss: cmon sit on my prick sparklytasha: no ashwin_ss: hey im too hot ashwin_ss: make me cum ashwin_ss: my ball are paining sparklytasha: who's balls are paining, bitch??? ashwin_ss: u whore im dying to fuck u sparklytasha: why? ashwin_ss: because i know u also need it like me sparklytasha: not really... with me its a take it or leave it thing ashwin_ss: n u r a fucking hot girl ashwin_ss: then let me talke u sparklytasha: yes, but if you cant bother to stay in character, then whats the point. ashwin_ss: im me ashwin_ss: n i like it ashwin_ss: i dont know groucha ashwin_ss: niether have i seen him sparklytasha: yes but I do and I have all these kinky fetishes for him ashwin_ss: then u shold finger ur self thinking about him sparklytasha: okay, then thats what I will do. see ya later? ashwin_ss: i love u sparklytasha: whats with these falling hearts? ashwin_ss: i liked ur style sparklytasha: you love me? ashwin_ss: of chat ashwin_ss: yaa ashwin_ss: send ur pic to me sparklytasha: will you marry me? ashwin_ss: if i like u Vote on your favourite line! its 3 girls dear-2 boobs each they r very hot n fastforward groucho is pressing ur boobs thr' ur shirt i love u