Great, big, beautiful WHAT? Oh, treats. I swear I read something else there. I bet you did too.

The Nutrine company owed a lot of its success to the fact that its mascot looked kind of like Bugs Bunny. Not enough to get sued, but just enough for the kids to buy them sweets, know what I'm saying?

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Back in the '80s, ads often had nothing to do with the product being advertised. So even if kids never bought Boroline Antiseptic Perfumed Cream, they were still thankful to the company for giving them an extra page of comics to read. And what a story it is! And alien friend - who seems to communicate by sending images by touching his antennae to your head - takes this kid back in time to that historical incident ever schoolboy in India reads about... Alexander's defeat of P

Understood? Good. Now hold your tongue out and say "pant-shirt".