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Before reading this, read our previous Chacha Chaudhary reviews: Funny Football; Revenge

Chacha Chaudhary has a twin!!!!!

I had no idea about this until I saw it in a comic, just a little while ago. As you can imagine, I almost wet my pants with excitement. This is exactly the kind of trivia you can use to win bets. Throughout this comic, for some reason, they spell Chaudhary as Chowdhary. Don't ask me why. I just thought I'd mention it in case you see me referring to Chacha Chaudhary and assume it's a typo. Beware.

Our story starts far away in space. Actually it starts on Mars, where all the men wear skirts. Maybe it wasn't a good idea for them to describe Mars as "far away in space", especially since by now we're pretty much used to one of the leading characters being a 50-foot, bald, earring-wearing, underwear-parading giant from Jupiter, which is at least __________ km further from the Earth than Mars is.

(COMIC PAGE ONE)

One of my favourite things about Chacha Chaudhary comics is the incredible lack of effort that goes into drawing it. And at the very bottom of priorities are the speech balloons, which are pretty much there as afterthoughts. As a result you have all these funky things happening in and around them. Like in the third frame  - "our fool people" is crammed into that little remaining space, on in the last frame on the page, where the entire speech balloon overflows outside the comic because the letterer misjuged the space and was too lazy to do it again. There wasn't enough space for an upper-case H so they decided to use a lower case one. Awesome.

Next page!

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We're one frame away from meeting Chacha Chaudhary's twin brother! Aren't you excited? What will he be like? Will he have a turban too? Will it be the same colour? Will he basically be just a facsimile of Chacha Chaudhary because the artist was too lazy to think about how to draw a whole new character? You already know the answer to that one.

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Ahhhh. There we go. So Chacha Chaudhary's twin brother is called Chhajju Chaudhary. I am a little confused. See, "Chacha" isn't really a name. It basically just means "Uncle". But no-one calls his brother "chacha". He's known by his first name, Chhajju. So then, what is Chacha Chaudhary's real name? We're not gonna get any answers here, people, so let's just move on.

Just wait a minute... did you see that?

(FOURTH PANEL AGAIN)

Holy shit! Chacha Chaudhary's a Nazi! No wonder nobody knows his first name. If you were a war criminal would you go around telling everyone your real name? Or would you prefer to be known as the innocous uncle next door? My blood's running cold.

(CHACHA CHAUDHARY PIC) = (HITLER PIC)

Click for next page... if you dare.

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Ohhh, what do you know? They kidnapped Chajju instead of Chacha Chaudhary. Who saw that one coming? And in the tradition of all great fictional twins, one of them is really smart and the other is a dumbass. I don't know if there are any other stories featuring Chhajju Chaudhary. In the two pages that we've known him, he's quite grown on me; as, I am sure, on you.

This story ends like every other Chacha Chaudhary story, suddenly and abruptly, like the writer/artist suddenly realised that three pages were up. As a result, we'll never know if Chhajju Chaudhary was ever brought back to Earth, or was kept on Mars for the sodomising pleasure of the Martian nobility.