SABU IN REVENGE Before reading this, read our previous Chacha Chaudhary review: Funny Football PAGE ONE Now that we're familiar with the main characters in the Chacha Chaudhary comics, we're ready for another shitty story. This time, I thought I'd review a more "Sabu-centric" story, because I want to review some others later which don't include him, and also because Sabu is my favourite character in the comics. That doesn't make him any less shitty, though. (COMIC PAGE ONE) I had this strange feeling of Deja Vu while reading the first panel of this story. At first I dismissed it because, well, let's face it... Chacha Chaudhary stories are all pretty much the same. They follow one of three patterns: 1) Chacha Chaudhary outsmarts people 2) Sabu whacks the shit out of people 3) Chacha Chaudhary and Sabu outsmart people by whacking the shit out of them. But I really did have this Deja Vu thing happening... and then it hit me! The way Sabu was sitting there eating his goddamn Peas Pulao... I'd seen him sit exactly the same way before! ANIMATED GIF: SABU HAMMER PIC AND SABU REVENGE PIC That's right. Not content with being the comic with the shittiest drawings ever, the lazy Chacha Chaudhary people are actually recycling ideas from earlier comics! Let's move on to the middle panel in the comic. Try to ignore the disturbing closeup of Sabu's crotch. The angry woman on the right is Chacha Chaudhary's wife. She always has this huge rolling pin in her hand, which I think is supposed to hint at the fact that she beats Chacha Chaudhary into submission. Now, the setup to this story is simple - Chacha Chaudhary and Sabu need to earn some money or they won't get to eat anything for dinner. It's really impressive the way Chacha Chaudhary manages to set up the plot right in the first page. Actually that's not so impressive when you figure that the stories are just three pages each. Click for next page! ================================ PAGE TWO Now you have to understand one thing. There are lots of people who hate Sabu's guts. There's always some guy or the other who wants to beat him up because they've been thrashed by him. But then they get beaten up again. It's like a vicious circle with only one side. In this story, the disgruntled guy is called Shabroo. He's pissed off because Sabu punched him and he fell into the lake. Now he wants revenge. (COMIC PAGE TWO) Yes, keep on smiling! Can't you feel the sense of impending doom? I could look at that bottom frame forever. But we've just got to find out how this story ends, don't we? ================================= PAGE THREE (COMIC PAGE THREE) Hah! He didn't even feel it the first time. The stick just cracked and bounced off his shiny bald head. Weren't expecting that, were you, Mr. Shabroo? Undaunted, he picks up an iron box that happens to be full of money. Who the hell puts money in an iron box and then leaves it lying around town? Now you know why Chacha Chaudhary is supposed to be so smart: everybody else in the town is a complete retard. There's something else very strange about the third frame on this page. Who is that calling "Yes, go ahead." from the left? We know there are only three characters present, two of whom are in the frame. That leaves just the photographer. And his schizophrenic alter ego. These comics should come with warnings; I'm sure there are kids who've had seizures while reading this. Wow! Sabu discovers the box was full of money. Now they can buy rations for 15 days. And then what, Sabu? Huh? Then what? I don't know, but we'll be there to find out.