PAGE ONE Prepare yourselves - what you are about to see will change your lives. If you've never heard of Chacha Chaudhary, then it gives me great pleasure to welcome you to the world of shitty comics. And by "shitty", I don't mean a comic that is mildly substandard or intentionally stupid. We're talking about comics that have actually existed in India since the 1960s. We're talking about comics that have no logical stories and the crappiest drawings ever. We're talking about comics that are seriously read as humour by some people... but for the rest of us are so shitty that they actually go full circle and become funny by virtue of their mindblowing shittiness. My friends, we're talking about Chacha Chaudhary. At this point I could try and explain Chacha Chaudhary to you. But I would be unable to. There is Chacha Chaudhary the character, who has several traits which are supposed to make him heroic and admirable. But when you read a Chacha Chaudhary adventure and see the shittiness of the story, you end up laughing at it rather than with it. This is a good thing because it is much funnier that way. Right. On to the first Chacha Chaudhary review on this site... Chacha Chaudhary and Funny Football. (COMIC PAGE ONE) Our main characters haven't arrived on the scene yet, but one of the first thing you'll notice is that no one talks like normal people in Chacha Chaudhary's world. You could chalk it up to bad translation, but just look at the conversation in the first frame... "Patku! How come at this age you ventured to play football?" "This football is not for playing but to derive fun." Anyway, Patku's friend kicks the football, only to find - HO! HO! - the football is made of solid rock. Whatever will they think of next? On to Page Two! ======================================= PAGE TWO Alright, time for introductions before our heroes get here, so you can recognise them. The short guy in the red turban is Chacha Chaudhary, the hero of these stories. He's supposed to be really smart. The bald giant with earrings is his sidekick, Sabu. He's from the planet Jupiter, and a volcano erupts somewhere in the universe every time he gets angry. I'm not making this up. (COMIC PAGE TWO) Ooooh, you just know what's coming, don't you? Click "next" for the third and last page! =================================== PAGE THREE (COMIC PAGE THREE) Yes. I'm not kidding you. That's how the story ends. That's how half of all Chacha Chaudhary stories end. He says some parting line, and there's this asterisk thing next to it. You look to the bottom of the frame, and it explains that "Chacha Chaudhary's mind works faster than a computer". I wish I was making this up. I don't even understand what this story has to do with the speed of Chacha's brain - all I saw was Sabu drop a rock on some guy's head. And would you look at the dent it made? Now that's funny.